The trick to get me warmed up is not to carry me first. Let me observe you at arm's length (your arm, since mine is too short).
We babies also have our comfort zone. I'm not a soft toy, bleah!
Meanwhile, negotiations to get me to model Mommy's rings have failed. She complains that I crush and try to eat her crystals. Believe me, I was doing it the Ikea way (see the below extract from Ikea website).
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"WHY DO WE ABUSE OUR GOODS?"
At IKEA, we always put our furniture through
rigorous testing, to make sure it can stand up
to just about anything.
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That's why.
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