Monday, April 28, 2008

Vrooommmm...

( The below is heavily infused with Singapore English aka Singa-lish!)

Welcome to my taxi, where you going?
Yes sir, I can drive you everywhere!

Mumbai*? Is it a town centre?
Another country?
Eh, siao, Singapore only lah!


Eh why jam?

Wah, park in the middle of the road...

Must be lady driver.




Honk!!!! Honk! Honk!!!! Honk! Honk!!!!

Everyday must fulfil quota of 5 honks!






See what see?! So what no seatbelt?

I drive taxi longer than you wear diaper.





(*inspired by M1 Mumbai advert : http://hendri.squoar.com/blog/index.php/mumbai-dah)

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