Yes sir, I can drive you everywhere!
Mumbai*? Is it a town centre?
Another country?
Eh, siao, Singapore only lah!
Wah, park in the middle of the road...
Must be lady driver.
Everyday must fulfil quota of 5 honks!
See what see?! So what no seatbelt?
I drive taxi longer than you wear diaper.
(*inspired by M1 Mumbai advert : http://hendri.squoar.com/blog/index.php/mumbai-dah)
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